dude looks like a lady

kb.pf.ib.

So if Quentin Tarantino was a lady I think I'd know how he'd dress.

I'm pretty sure he'd be blonde and due to my psychic ability

I would say he'd wear a lot of shirts with pointed sleeve's

but that's just a crazy clairvoyant hunch.

Johnson and friends

bassike dress, vintage belt, scanlan and theodore shoes

Went and saw antony and the johnsons yesterday at sydney opera crib and my god he is an amazing being. I can totally see why riccardo tisci (givenchy's main man) finds him so inspiring. If you don't know him his music is beyond beautiful and so crazy emotional its crazy. He is the real deal. Art in its most purest and perfect form. check it

NOTE: Damn stupid katy perry wore that gorgeous Zac Posen dress to the Grammy's and she totally ruined it for me, its this new saggy boob thing that's really getting to me.

coca cocaine

Do you think the magazine peeps are trying to tell us something about the modeling industry?

Int. Day - year 10 class room 2005

Dude

(to friend)

Did you get the coke?

Friend

Nah, man not yet.

Me

(sweetly and innocently)

You know they sell coke

at the Canteen.

Dude and friend give girl a "say what" face.

Credits roll to Gwen Stefani's Hollaback Girl.

barbie girl

HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY.

whatever that means.

In any case bloke, gday, barbie, beaut, fairdinkum, grog, mate, arvo

NOW YOU'RE ALL AUSTRALIAN ITS REALLY THAT SIMPLE.

Natasha Poly-ester

vintage dress, zu shoes

I adore this dress but anyone who has worn a 70s polyester dress knows that its like

wearing a heated tent on your body especially in the height of sydney summer. Still I wore it

and nearly suffered heat stroke. I think the fabric may have partially melted on my skin.

U G L Y you aint got no alibi

These boys are disgusting, I mean Brad Pitt makes me physically sick in that photo, the ridiculous blonde hair flowing on his stunningly grotesque shoulders, and that Johnny dude with his effortlessly stupid hair. Don't get me started on fucking Daniel John's with the massive growth on his arms pretending he actually knows what he's doing.

got stylist?

This is the dress I would have worn had I...

a) been invited to the golden globes

b) been on the verge of anorexia (in a good way)

c) been offered to wear this BANNANAHS Zac Posen dress.

YEAR ONE.

Well its been a year since I started this here blog, and I although I haven't

been all that dedicated I've had some some lovely memories and met some super sweet blog friends....blriends.

Thanks to every reader and every comment!

OH EM GEE.

Its come to this, I am officially a shoe strumpet.

First I profess my undying love for THE willow boots and now I want to love and cherish these babies from this day forward.

The only way I can be cleansed of my inner shoe harlot is if Proenza Schouler read this and give me a pair of the above shoes. Its that simple boys. Think of the poor australian girl you are saving from a life of shoe debauchery.

NOTE: opening ceremony if your watching, sevigny grey buckle boots size 39=happy girl

sister act 3

forget maria....how do you solve a problem like Lara or Gemma?

these bitches got their shit all worked out.

welcome to the teensies ladies.

Happy new year lovely ladies and gentleman.

HERES A NEW YEARS QUESTION........

You've been invited to a 2000s themed party.

What would you wear to best represent the decade?

peace.

schwetty balls

RUSSH gives christmas presents

in the form of their magazine coming out, like today.

May everyone have a hot hot steamy beachy christmas

that goes to all you peeps in the northern hemisphere as well. No excuses.

peace out santa babies.

ok ok i'll admit it I cried

INT. LIVING ROOM - Night

Matisse (me) sitting on couch watching survivor.

MATISSE

....If I found the hidden immunity idol

I wouldn't share it with Shambo.

MUM

Oh my god! Oh my god! Matisse

come here now.

Matisse runs to her mum glances and computer and sees the above Balmain pants on sale.

MATISSE

(screaming)

Oh my god, holy shit.

MUM

(screaming)

Oh my god, Matisse they're 59 pounds

Matisse collapes on the floors repeating sentences incoherently.

MATISSE

I've loved them....saw them in RUSSH

...I've dreamt....Erin Wasson

....I feel sick...vomit...

must BUY.

Matisse fumbles around on the key pad, no sentences are forming, she can't type her outnet.com password. Matisse screams for her little sister. Onny comes running.

ONNY

Matisse! calm down, I'll do it

the room is silent as Onny the wonder girl types frantically. Matisse is lying on the floor fanning herself, saying prayers to every known spiritual master. Time passes so slowly

ONNY

(glancing over)

Matisse, I'm sorry

They're gone. We didn't make it.

MATISSE

Noooo! I feel sick...don't look at me.

ONNY

I'm sorry, Matisse. We just

weren't fast enough.

Matisse puts her hands on her face, its over.

Gubler

ummm....

I'm a tiny little weeny insy tinsy bit in love

T Town

I tend not to do the mandatory Talullah post quite simply because she lives in my neighbourhood and therefore it weirds me out, but this editorial is pretty righteous so I couldn't pass on it. Plus I get the glorious satisfaction of knowing I featured it before the knightcat (insert evil laugh HERE).